Photos of face plant

So in a previous post I said I'd post pics of my facial injuries.
Not that I'm excited about it... but here they are:

Day 1. This is after the ambulance and fire truck had been and gone
and I'd cleaned up a little. It was starting to get dark out, so the
pic is a little grainy.

Day 3. Christmas Day. Now that everything is starting to scab over,
you can get a better idea of how things looked. This was also the day
I started running a fever which ended up hitting over 104.

Day 5. Neosporin is a VERY GOOD thing.
It still looks pretty gross, but it's healing quite
nicely. I'd also been to the ER a 2nd time by now
and the antibiotic had started working.
I was almost feeling human again.

Day 7. Although the scrapes are fading, I'm starting to get
2 black eyes. It's hard to tell from the photo, though.
And whats with the one eye so much larger than the other?
Am I really that asymmetrical? LOL
We'll blame it on the swelling... yeah.. .thats it!

Day 9. HAHA!